Saturday, February 17, 2007

Honey, no...


Ladies, don't. Just don't, ok? Kelly, love, I hate to say it but you look like a troll doll in deep humidity. Would it have killed you to consult one of the many queens you were undoubtedly surrounded by at Bravo? That said, God bless you for doing it! The visual trainwrecks you contribute to the show are indispensable!

I should mention for those who missed the preview of next week's Top Design, that this is what Kelly has opted to do with her hair for the episode airing this coming Wednesday (Feb 21st). Set your TiVOs!

6 comments:

kittens not kids said...

when i was a small girl in the 80s, i had a barbie knockoff doll (Maxine, or Maxie or something awful) with hair ALMOST this bad.

if "hardwood beach" starring michael adams was your, um, handiwork, i LOVE it.
loved those shirtless carpenters more, though.

(my much more angsty personal blog is http://frogboots.blogspot.com/, by the way).

Charlus said...

You've captured my sentiments exactly. OMG and "Thank you" in the same breath. Perhaps she could be joined by Felicia in a cartouche that says "Xenu."

Anonymous said...

Do they still make the crimper?

Laz said...

They must, Eric. No self-respecting poodle would be caught dead without one.

kittens not kids said...

now taking advice at:
http://frogboots.blogspot.com/

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