Slop Design

This week, she who's name we do not speak made a new BFF, flung poo at her female carpenter, and baffled millions as she produced another sherbert-flavored room to emerge victorious. She gets to Build-a-Bear and pick a carpenter for the next challenge.
Michael was dissed for using what the judges haughtily referred to as a banana and grape color scheme. Judges went so far as to describe it as (gasp!) Mac N' Cheese. Attempts by Michael to defend his palette proved unsuccessful. Michael was last seen plotting vengeance. A gathering of his minions from across the country briefly threatened to turn the PDC into the next Waco. National Guardsmen remain on stand-by.

Self-professed artist, wanna-be icon and sk8erboy Ryan produced a room that could only be described as where popsicle sticks go to die. Adding audio insult to visual injury, he then proceeded to insult the judges' sensitivities by badmouthing swatches and pretty rooms. In spite of said blasphemy and obscene finger gestures, Ryan remains. Repeat. Ryan remains.

Erik with a "k" suffered from yet another shortage of camera-time but takes the award for Best Dressed. Erik also takes the Laz Award for Best Trained Eyebrow.

Former Playmate Kelly served as a walking Public Service Announcement. Fearful women everywhere responded by shaving their heads.


Oh, yeah. Goil Riverdanced, Andrea was bland, Matt was robbed, Margaret remains fabulous, and Felicia was vanquished.